Commentary:
"When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"
965 Funny food quotes
Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.
Commentary:
"Life goals: always be in a taco or cuddle position. 🌮😂 #DreamBig"
You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.
Commentary:
👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"
My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.
Commentary:
😂🍽️ "Guess I'm on an involuntary culinary treasure hunt now! Let the games begin! #LivingOnTakeout"
My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.
Commentary:
"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"
Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.
Commentary:
"When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"
Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.
Commentary:
😂🍹 "This liver's playing hide and seek like a pro! Who knew internal organs could outsmart a drink? Cheers to culinary camouflage!" 🍔🎉
Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.
Commentary:
"Mind blown! Next you'll tell me you can actually sleep in your bed and not just check if it's still there. 😲✈️🤣"
I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.
Commentary:
"When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"
English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?
Commentary:
"English is like a buffet where you can drink a drink, but sorry, no fooding allowed! 🍹🚫🍕🤔"