Commentary:
"Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends"
965 Funny food quotes
No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.
Commentary:
"When a waitress believes in you so much, she gives you wings and a wet nap backup plan! 🙌🍗🤣"
If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.
Commentary:
"Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂"
As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Commentary:
"Ah, the original 'Chef's Special'—with a side of tough love! 🍽️😂"
I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.
Commentary:
"Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"
Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, check the fridge – you might have cake! 🍰😂"
Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"
Food gives you energy to nap more.
Commentary:
"Finally, a workout plan I can chew on! 🥐💤 #NapOlympics"
Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.
Commentary:
"When your cauliflower insists it's a T-bone, but it's clearly a florets-in-disguise 😂🥦🍖"
Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.
Commentary:
"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"