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Miso soup sounds like it's having a little identity crisis: "Miso, you so, we all so… soup!" 🍲🤔😂
956 Funny food quotes
Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.
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Oh, so my true self is a protective food ninja! 🥷🍽️😂
All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.
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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.
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Morning innovation: microwaving’s overrated when you’re dressed for a second day adventure! 🍝🤣👕
I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.
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Sounds like a sizzlin' romance: crispy, tasty, and just a little dangerous! 🥓🔥❤️
There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.
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When salad starts lifting weights and asking for a spotter, you know things have gone too far! 🥗💪😂
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?
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Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰
They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.
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Looks like the yard's out of milkshake flavor! 🍦🚫🌿
I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.
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That smoothie is more of a spoonie! 🥄🥤😂
If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.
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That's pasta-tively hilarious! 🍝😆