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When you finally make it to work looking like you just escaped a time vortex 😂⏰🌀
101 Funny forget quotes
Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.
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Buckle up, we're taking the scenic route through Storyville! 🚗📜🤣
Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.
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Making sure to pencil in some "me-time" on my schedule today! 📅😏✨
Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.
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Sounds like you're running a marathon in the procrastination Olympics! 🏃♂️💤📥
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.
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Sounds like you're playing "Guess Who?" in real life! 🤔🙉💭
This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.
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This post will self-destruct in 3…2…oops, too late! 🤯🤫👀
Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).
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Sounds like a cozy summer transformation! Who needs a tan when you can have a comforter tan? 🛌📚☕️#RotGirlSummer
Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.
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Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can have cereal marathons and animated adventures? 😂📺🎉
Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.
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Guess I'll add 'Remember Dre' to my to-do list between existential dread and feeding the goldfish 🐟🎧😅
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅