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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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Half princess, half menace.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Just shared via X:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Making waves on X:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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