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Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Spotted on Instagram:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Going viral on Threads:

There’s a certain nothing about you.

Just landed via Reddit:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Going viral on Messenger:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Shared recently on X:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Shared recently on WeChat:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Trending via Reddit:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

65 shares on Threads this month:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

95 shares on X this month:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

30 shares on TikTok this month:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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I had too much to think last night.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Shared recently on Threads:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Trending via Threads:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Spotted on Discord:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Just landed via Threads:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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