Funny fruits quotes

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  17 hours ago

  Share →: Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, 'apple a day keeps the doctor away' only applies if you work at the fruit stand instead of the pharmaceutical company 🍏💊 #FruitfulThinking"

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