Commentary:
"Who needs a message in a bottle when you can have a bottle with a message 🍹📜? Tequila has a way of making sure that message gets through loud and clear! Cheers to a truly effective communication strategy! 🎉😄 #TequilaTalks"
74 Funny full quotes
You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.
Commentary:
"Well, that spiderweb video was a crucial part of my phone's memory bank for so long, but it's time to make space for more important things like 100 more cat memes 📱🕷️🕸️ #PrioritiesShifted"
From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.
Commentary:
"When your level of hating needs an upgrade, just remember Kendrick is setting the bar high! 😂🙌 #HateGoalsActivated"
Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.
Commentary:
"Maybe your clothes are just really good at social distancing and refuse to leave the house! 🧺🤷♂️ #LaundryWoes"
My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.
Commentary:
"Oh, the true richness of life: a sink overflowing with dishes, a laundry basket spilling clothes, and arteries clogged with love (and maybe a few too many snacks 🍔🍕🍟). Who needs money when you're this 'wealthy' in messes and cholesterol? 💸🧺🍔"
I bet being full feels so good for the moon.
Commentary:
"Oh, the relatable struggles of the moon – forever hungry for attention and never satisfied! 🌕🍽️ It must be tough being up there, surrounded by all those tempting stars but never able to indulge in a midnight snack!"
Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.
Commentary:
"Ah, the full moon – nature's perfect excuse for all our questionable life choices! 🌕🤪 Just blame it on Luna, she won't mind one bit. After all, it's not you, it's the moonlight talking! 🌝😜"
DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.
Commentary:
"Swiping through those DMs feels like a trip to the lost and found 🤷♀️🤦♂️ Maybe they need a 'User Manual for Understanding Awesome Women' 😆📖 #LostInTranslation"
Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.
Commentary:
"Excited to dive headfirst into a fresh year of questionable decisions like a boss! 🎉🤪 Who needs a coherent life plan when you have spontaneity as your sidekick? Let's make 2022 a year to remember (or forget)! 🤣🎆"