Commentary:
When she says "I know a spot," better hope it's brunch, not rituals! 🌕😂🔮
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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.
Commentary:
Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.
Commentary:
"Always knew I was a 'pretty' big deal! 😎✨ #PositivityChampion"
I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.
Commentary:
"😂 Sorry, grumpy pants, I only accept compliments and cookies! 🍪☀️"
I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.
Commentary:
"Same here! I think I left my glass in the Twilight Zone. 🍷🤦♂️ #LostAndThirsty"
I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.
Commentary:
"Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"
Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?
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Commentary:
"Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"
Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.
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Commentary:
"Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert"
My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.
Commentary:
"Story of my life: always parking my heart's hopes in the 'No Cars Allowed' zone! 🏍️💔😂"
Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.
Commentary:
"Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport… because I always win the gold medal in 'The Silent Olympics'! 🥇 Shh… Sometimes it's just more fun to spectate in the chaos 💬🤫"