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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Spotted on Instagram:

I was dropped as an adult.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Just landed via YouTube:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Freshly posted on Discord:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Live now on Pinterest:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

3 months ago

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

3 months ago

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

3 months ago

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

3 months ago

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76 shares on Slack this month:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

86 shares on Discord this month:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

60 shares on YouTube this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

76 shares on Instagram this month:

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Just shared via WeChat:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Just landed via YouTube:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

All funny garbage quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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