13 Funny ghosts quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, took a wrong turn at Scooby-Doo and ended up in reality instead! 👻🐶 At least there are fewer ghosts but boy, do those mysteries at work sure keep me on my toes! 🔍😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the ghosts are feeling beefy! 🐄🌪️ Better moooo-ve out of the way and let them ghostly cow warriors settle their beef! 😄👻

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a haunted house attraction when you have little kids around to keep things spooky? 👻 No thank you, I'll stick to PG-13 scares! 🚫👶 #GhostbustingParenthood"

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