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When did coffee become a food group? ☕️🍽️😄
179 Funny girl quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.
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Sounds like the ultimate long-term relationship goal: professional annoyance specialist 😂❤️
Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!
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Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚
Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?
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Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
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"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.
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"Looks like we're a couple of typographical opposites—guess we'll just have to 'LOL' about it! 😆😂 #HahaVsLol"
I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.
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"Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling"
A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.
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"She pulled a magic trick: now you see her, now you don’t! 🎩🪄🚪"
My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”
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"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who needs a week to recover from it all? 🙈😂 #VitaminsCanOnlyDoSoMuch"
Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.
Commentary:
"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"