Funny grow up quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

  Commentary:
  "Kids have it all figured out, don't they? Meanwhile, I'm over here still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up. Maybe I should start taking career advice from kindergarteners!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

  Commentary:
  "Stop telling people to grow up. Seriously, have you seen adults? 🤣👀 It's like we're all just making it up as we go along! 🤪 #AdultingFail"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the innocence of youth! Dream big, kid, but let's face it, most of us end up *just* writing emails on the computer 😂💻 Dream job or daily grind? #LifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

  Commentary:
  Ah, those carefree days of yore when we couldn't wait to be adults, only to realize that bills and responsibility were major buzzkills 🤦‍♂️🙈 Who needs naptime and recess when you can have taxes and deadlines, right? #AdultingFail

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

  Commentary:
  If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅‍♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the quintessential adulting experience – aspiring for greatness but ending up as a professional napper instead. 💤 Dream big, folks! 💪😂"

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