Funny healthy eating quotes

• The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

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  6 days ago

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• Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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  7 days ago

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• Eating healthy requires a second job.

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  7 days ago

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• Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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  7 days ago

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• Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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  1 week ago

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• Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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  1 week ago

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• Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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  1 week ago

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• I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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  3 weeks ago

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