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When you turn your prayers into 'Find My Device' 😂🙏🎧
84 Funny help quotes
Let me help you turn that software into hardware.
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Turning software into hardware—sounds like a magician's trick with a computer! 🧙♂️💻🔨
At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?
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When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! 🍺🌙😴
If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.
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Sure, let me help you straight into a comedy show! 😂🤦♂️
Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.
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"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"
Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?
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Trying to give up junk food is like trying to break up with the love of your life 🍔🍕💔😅
Does anyone know what to do, like in general?
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When I was born, the instruction manual must have flown off into space 🚀🤔✨
Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.
Commentary:
So true! It's like jars have ninja defense systems but couches? They're just doing cardio! 😂💪🥒🛋️
Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”
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When mom goes full CIA on dust particles and socks, yet we're all suspects 🕵️♀️🧹🧦🔍
Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
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Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️