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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
Tag Archives: 14833 Funny humor quotes
In the next World Cup, 64 national teams will participate, and Argentina will play against the Vatican, Disneyland, and Narnia.
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Looks like Messi is about to face the ultimate fantasy league! ⚽🧙♂️🏰📿
Can I get a pleaseburger, cheese?
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Sure, coming right up with a side of extra politeness fries! 🍔🧀😄
World Cup is super fun until your team starts playing.
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The World Cup: where I can suddenly relate to a soap opera 🙈⚽️😂
I am the Michael Jordan of laying down.
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I'll bet your bed asks for your autograph every morning 🛌🏆😴
Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies.
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Those Capri Sun packs are basically pre-med school for the juice-obsessed! 😂🧃👨⚕️
Pyramid schemes are a great way to make new pals.
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Joining a pyramid scheme: making friends one awkward family gathering at a time! 😂💸🤝
Drake makes music for people that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong.
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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
Microdosing hell by being aware and literate.
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Feeling the burn of existential dread one page at a time 📚🔥😅
I’ve never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
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Is it too much to ask for a wiper setting between torrential downpour and light sprinkle? 😂🌧️🚗