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When your sense of humor gets a pink slip from HR 😂🤦♂️
1654 Funny joke quotes
Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.
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Well, that's one way to make sure they run faster than your WiFi connection during a Zoom call! 📡🏃♀️💨
First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.
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When love and blockchain collide: straight to the digital wallet! 💘💻🚀
I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
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Looks like the scale's grounded until it learns some manners! 🚫⚖️😆
It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.
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Sounds like it's time for a three-course cardboard meal! 🥊📦😄
My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.
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Looks like the jolly guy with a beard has some explaining to do! 🎅🤔🎄
How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?
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Trying to focus on core strength when it seems like Pilates just wants to flirt! 😜💪🧘♀️
Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!
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Another round of cookies, please! It's what Santa would want! 🍪🎅🎄
Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.
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Can't wait for the AI bubble to pop so we can finally get those flying cars and jetpacks our internet ancestors promised 🚀😂
“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”
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Sounds like your gut has been hitting the gym more than I have! 🏋️♂️🦠😄