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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands π§ββοΈπ
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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands π§ββοΈπ
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When it comes to cheese, my heart says "just keep grating" and my wrist says "seriously, I'm tired now" π§β€οΈπ
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Sure, let me help you straight into a comedy show! ππ€¦ββοΈ
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π΄π Bed loyalty is my priority! Can't risk a lumpy relationship ππ
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Dropping diss tracks at work: making audits lyrical and office beefs chart-toppers! π€π #WatchOutDebbie
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When her "crazy" is just code for keeping life interesting! ππ€ͺπͺοΈ
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Looks like those LED bulbs have the same lifespan as my New Year's resolutions ππ‘π§
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Dream big! Maybe start with a kazoo solo ππ€πΈ
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Oops! The internet's our biggest cheerleader… in reverse! πππ
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Trying to leave work early because I look too good and my coworkers can't handle the distraction ππΌπͺ