Commentary:
Trying to leave work early because I look too good and my coworkers can't handle the distraction 😎💼🚪
151 Funny let quotes
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.
Commentary:
That moment you realize snacks are your true love language 🥨❤️🍫
“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.
Commentary:
"It's all a matter of whether you packed a raincoat or a helmet! 🌧️😅🏋️♂️"
They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.
Commentary:
Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂
I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”
Commentary:
😂 Oh, I totally get it! "Let me look into it" is just corporate speak for "Let me find a nice way to runaway from this request!" 🏃♂️💨📞x
They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”
Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"
Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.
Commentary:
"Just told my friend I was 'groovy' and they asked what kind of record player I own. Guess I'm taking my time machine back to the '70s! 😂🕺📻"
Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!
Commentary:
"Turns out collecting rubber ducks and competitive potato peeling are way more fascinating than spreadsheets! 🦆🥔🤣"
When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.
Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a wife, I'm also a handy 'get out of jail free' card! 🎟️😂 #MasterOfExcuses"
If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?
Commentary:
"Yes, but only if you want to prevent a sprinkle emergency! 🚑🍦🎶"