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That's one way to avoid social media fame! 📸😆🔒
1458 Funny life quotes
Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.
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Ah, the joys of collecting a personal gallery of future ghost stories 👻👥 #GhostedByMy20s
Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.
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Studying would be my superpower, but I'd still forget where I put my cape! 📚🤓🦸♂️
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?
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Getting that spark back hits different! 🔥✨ Depression: 0, Me: 1! 😎✌️
The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.
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Life must have lost my "Do Not Disturb" sign 😂🙄🚫
Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.
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Just tidied up my room and pampered my skin—I'm basically a life coach now 😂🧹🧴✨
Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.
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Living life on the edge… or at least on the southpaw side! 🍽️😅🙃
Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.
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Facebook memories: the ultimate Roast Master of my romantic past! 😂💔📅
Living la vida taco!
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Taco 'bout living life to the fullest! 🌮🎉😄
Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.
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Guess I should stop asking my toaster for relationship advice 🤖🍞