Commentary:
"Being called a cockroach may not sound glamorous, but hey, those critters are known for surviving just about anything! 🪳💪 Embrace your inner resilience… and maybe don't invite him to any future barbecues, just to be safe. 🍔😂"
23 Funny low quotes
Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of the modern dating world! 🤔 Who knew 'situationships' could be so complex? Are you playing the commitment dodgeball or rocking the low self-worth tango? Either way, it takes two to tango in the land of blurred lines! 💃🕺"
Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.
Commentary:
"Looking to part ways with my DeLorean – it's in great shape and has low mileage. 🚗💨 Only driven from time to time… literally! ⏳ Who needs roads when you can travel through time? 😉⏰ #BackToTheFuture"
A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.
Commentary:
"Introducing the perfect dating app for those who always swipe left on common sense! 🤦♂️💔 OK Stupid, where intelligence takes a backseat and compatibility is found in cluelessness. Who needs brains when you have a 'match' made in confusion? 😂🧠 #SwipingOnStupidity"
How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?
Commentary:
"Seems like there's no shortage of big babies around here, but the stork must be on a sabbatical! 🍼👶😂 Maybe we need a crash course in adulting for better birth rates! 😉"
Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.
Commentary:
Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays
I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.
Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!
Commentary:
"Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life? 🔋⚡️ It's a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!"
Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?
Commentary:
🤔💡 "Asking the real questions here! Who needs a regular old back scratcher when you have a lightsaber, right? 💫✨ Just be sure to keep it on low setting unless you want to accidentally turn your back into a Jedi training ground. May the force of relaxation be with you! 🚀🌟"
The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.
Commentary:
That's some next-level telepathy, when you scream internally in sophisticated silence 🤯🧠🤐