Commentary:
"Mission accomplished if you get a smile! If they block you… well, at least you're memorable! 😄🚫😂"
571 Funny media quotes
I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.
Commentary:
"Just trying to see if I'm a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂"
Calling the police when someone unfollows.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"
Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.
Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.
Commentary:
"Feels like we're all taking advice from a bunch of caffeinated squirrels! 🐿️🤪 #TwitterTherapy"
Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.
Commentary:
"Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"
Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.
Commentary:
"Living that 'Goals Before Rolls' life! 😎💪 #KeepGrinding #SunshineForTheSoul"
I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”
Commentary:
"Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱"
My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.
Commentary:
"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"