259 Funny much quotes

• The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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  2 months ago

  diet, else, everything, food, fridge, grateful, healthy, healthy food, humor, joke, life, much, should, survive

• If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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  2 months ago

  balcony, care, gardening, humor, i, much, need, pill, plants, relationship, responsibility

• I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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  2 months ago

  anything, enthusiasm, expression, humor, i, LinkedIn, love, media, much, people, sarcasm, say, social, social media, thrilled, wish, workplace

• Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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  2 months ago

  away, better, humor, i, isolation, much, people, relationships, socializing

• I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, dynamics, each other, family, family dynamics, growing, growing up, humor, i, irony, much, poor, poor family, worst, worst part

• I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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  2 months ago

  competition, creativity, diss, diss track, expression, going, hate, humor, i, love, much, music, personalization, poetry, rivalry, take, track, writing

• Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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  2 months ago

  dialogue, fun, humor, hurt, life, me, much, nurse, pain, sarcasm

• My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, coffee, coffee mug, gift, humor, interpretation, me, mom, much, mug, own, read, sarcasm, self-acceptance, too, trying

• The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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  2 months ago

  app, care, confusion, gardening, helpful, humor, i, much, plant, thanks, too, watered

• Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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  2 months ago

  contact, day, device, every, house, humor, i, Interpol, irony, location, login, me, much, new, oh, phone, sarcasm, say, single, thank, warning

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