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Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Making waves on Telegram:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

Making waves on Instagram:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Breaking via X:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Spotted on Threads:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Freshly posted on Slack:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Just landed via TikTok:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Funny necessary quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter 😂 to our daily grind. When life gets too serious, these witty gems 💡 remind us to lighten up and smile 😄. Whether you’re stuck in a meeting or scrolling through your feed, a little humor goes a long way to brighten your mood 🌟. Ready to chuckle and feel inspired? Let’s dive into some hilariously essential words of wisdom! 🎉

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Just landed via Telegram:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Just shared via Telegram:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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