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Funny oil quotes

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Drilling for oil is well boring.

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025