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Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Just shared via YouTube:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Spotted on Reddit:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Trending via X:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Shared recently on Reddit:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Trending via Instagram:

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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13 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

44 shares on X this month:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Just shared via TikTok:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Trending via YouTube:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Going viral on Twitch:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Going viral on WeChat:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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