Funny oil quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been an oil painting.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, this meeting was a true masterpiece… of wasted time! 🎨🖌️😴"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

  Commentary:
  Well, one thing's for sure – those babies must be preparing for some serious slip 'n slide competitions! 🌊😄 But really, maybe baby oil is just their secret weapon to escape diaper duty smoothly 🍼💫.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs essential oils when you can have the aromatic essence of taco goodness dripping down your hands? 🌮🌮 Forget the spa, just head to your favorite taco joint for some restorative 'taco therapy'! 😄🌮 #TacoTuesday"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Drilling for oil is well boring.

  Commentary:
  "Drilling for oil is basically just earth's way of telling us to dig deep for excitement…or at least some black gold! 🛢️💤 #MondayMood"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

  Commentary:
  🎨 "Ah, the mysteries of parenting through the ages! It seems the trick to getting kids to pose for oil paintings was a mix of bribery, patience, and perhaps a good old staring contest with the painter! 🖼️ Definitely a different level of 'hold that smile' endurance compared to modern family photos, right?" 🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a spa when you have Tacos? 🌮💧 The ultimate aromatherapy experience! Just imagine the soothing scent of guacamole and salsa essential oils 🥑🌶️. Tacos: nature's little wellbeing miracle!"

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