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That forest better be toddler-proof! 🌲😂🌛
393 Funny parenting quotes
Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.
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When moms go into housework superhero mode and then realize they need a nap. 🦸♀️🧹😴 #MomLife
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
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I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.
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Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄
One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.
Commentary:
Looks like the little architect is behind on their pillow rent! Time for a plush eviction! 🏰➡️📦🤭
My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.
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When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️
Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?
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Looks like coffee machines and babies both come with their own set of sleepless nights and surprises! ☕👶🤣
There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.
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"I guess opposites really do attract… and then spend every family gathering trying to sync their calendars! 😂🗓️❤️"
All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.
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When kids ask for a snack right as you sit down, they must have a PhD in Impossibletimingology! 🍪🕰️😅
I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.
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When your kid's "special" gift comes with a side of intimidation 😂🎁🙄