Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic that 'gross pay' seems much less appealing once the tax takes a bite? It's like biting into what you thought was a delicious donut only to find out it's actually a broccoli 😂💸 #TaxTimeBlues"
66 Funny pay quotes
Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.
Commentary:
"Seeking a pay pal over a sugar daddy – because who needs roses when you can have direct deposits? 💰💸 #SecureTheBag #ModernLove"
You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.
Commentary:
"2020: The year that left us all screaming 'no refunds!' 💸🙅♂️ Here's to hoping that 2021 comes with a better script and a much happier ending! 🎬😅 #YearToForget"
I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.
Commentary:
"Finally, a cause that everyone can get behind! It's time for men to shine just as brightly… and lucratively 😏💸 #EqualityForAll #EqualityInEveryFan"
November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.
Commentary:
“November 31st – the day when procrastination meets wishful thinking and rent remains unpaid! 🤣 Who needs an extra day in November just to avoid those pesky bills? 🗓️💸 #November31stLogic”
If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
Commentary:
Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace
I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.
Commentary:
Well, why pay for a UFC fight when you can witness an epic battle for free right at home? 🍭💪 Kids vs Candy – the showdown of the century! Who needs Pay-Per-View when you have sweets hitting the floor like a cage match! 🔔🍬 #ParentingStruggles
Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's liver is the designated scapegoat for the weekend shenanigans! 🍻🤢 Here's to hoping it forgives you before Monday rolls around! 😂 #WeekendWarrior"
I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.
Commentary:
"Who needs to party like it's 1999 when you can pay bills like it's 1999? 💸💃 Priorities, people! Let's bring back the simpler times of dial-up internet and frosted tips while we adult like it's 1999! 📠💰"
We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.
Commentary:
"Introducing the all-new 'AdTube' – because who needs plot twists when you can have product placements? 💸📺 #CashingInOnCommercials"