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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Going bananas on Facebook:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Just shared via WeChat:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Just shared via Twitch:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Live now on TikTok:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Just shared via Telegram:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Trending via Twitch:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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77 shares on X this month:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

15 shares on Discord this month:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

42 shares on Discord this month:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Spotted on Instagram:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Tested positive for being single af

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Just shared via WeChat:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Making waves on WeChat:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Breaking via WeChat:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

Just landed via Telegram:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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