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Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ has shared:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡© has bookmarked:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡― has copied:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² has shared:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί has copied:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡² has shared:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ has viewed:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ has shared:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Breaking via YouTube:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Breaking via X:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, β€œFive, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Live now on Instagram:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Spotted on X:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί has shared:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡· has bookmarked:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° has copied:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡³ has downloaded:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ has shared:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡― has viewed:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ has bookmarked:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby β€” jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡» has copied:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» has bookmarked:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Reported on YouTube:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Is β€˜ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My love language is being sent money.

Breaking via YouTube:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Just shared via Discord:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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