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I've got a hook, line, and sinker for that elusive salmon, but they keep ghosting me for the deep blue! 🎣🐟😂
1149 Funny people quotes
The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.
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With friends like these, who needs mystery novels? 😂🤐💀
People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.
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Guess it’s time to start my dental defense training! 🦷🔫😅
I get writer’s block responding to people.
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Relatable! My brain just freezes and pretends it's a popsicle! 🍦🧠
Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.
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Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎
Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.
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Looks like they've got a PhD in judging by covers 📚🔍😂
You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?
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Absolutely, it's like having a solo karaoke night where the only song is "Silence is Golden" 😂🤐🎤
Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.
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Sounds like their people-pleasing skills are in beta testing mode 😂🤷♂️
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.
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Always ready for bed, just like a professional napper extraordinaire! 🛌😴🔋