Commentary:
"Judging the judges like it's a sport! 👀🎯😂"
1149 Funny people quotes
I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.
Commentary:
"Note to self: stop writing my autobiography in meme format! 📚😂🔍"
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.
Commentary:
"Peek-a-boo just got a whole new meaning! 🏠👀 #GlassFashionShow"
My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.
Commentary:
😂 "When your therapist didn't realize they just made the cut list! 🙈✂️ #SorryNotSorry"
I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.
Commentary:
"Finally achieved influencer status… one 'seen' at a time! 😅📱✌️ #StealthMode"
Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.
Commentary:
"Being an introvert is like being a secret agent—nobody knows, and we're too shy to tell them! 🤫🕵️♂️ #IntrovertLife"
We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.
Commentary:
"Shh… I'm staying quiet so my genius doesn't accidentally cause a ruckus! 🤫🤪 #SilencedSmartypants"
People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.
Commentary:
"Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"
I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.
Commentary:
"Certified Grouchy Expert: Earning this title took blood, sweat, and idiots. 😂👵💪 #ProfessionalCrab"
When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.
Commentary:
"When your brain becomes the unintentional comedian and suddenly you're the star of the awkward show! 😂🤦♂️"}