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Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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Just landed via Facebook:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Going bananas on Slack:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Going viral on Slack:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Trending via Discord:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Shared recently on Slack:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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4 weeks ago

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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2 months ago

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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2 months ago

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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2 months ago

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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2 months ago

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14 shares on Twitch this month:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

90 shares on Discord this month:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

41 shares on Discord this month:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

68 shares on Discord this month:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Just landed via TikTok:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Making waves on Instagram:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Live now on Discord:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Going bananas on Facebook:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Spotted on Discord:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Funny personal experience quotes

New funny personal experience quotes 👇

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

All funny personal experience quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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