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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Spotted on Discord:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Trending via Threads:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Trending via Facebook:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Just landed via YouTube:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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Share →: The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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"Who knew all those childhood embarrassing moments and awkward family gatherings were actually preparing us for stand-up comedy stardom! 😂👶🎤 #ComedyGold #TheStruggleIsReal"
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Share →: Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Oh, the terror of trying to enjoy a peaceful skinny-dip only to have creepy horror movie scenes flash before your eyes! 🙈👻 Who knew that innocent midnight swims would forever be haunted by thoughts of lurking monsters and unexpected scares? 🏊‍♂️🎬 It's a horror fan's dilemma – to fear the water or the terror on land! 😂 #SkinnyDippingGoneWrong

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Going viral on Twitch:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Just landed via Messenger:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Spotted on YouTube:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Just shared via Reddit:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Trending via Slack:

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Trending via Threads:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Seen just now on Threads:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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