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Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Going viral on Discord:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Seen just now on Telegram:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Just shared via Twitch:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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97 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

53 shares on X this month:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

81 shares on X this month:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Going bananas on Instagram:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Going viral on X:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Spotted on TikTok:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Making waves on Telegram:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Trending via YouTube:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Going viral on Threads:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Trending via Discord:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Going viral on Threads:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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Funny personal experience quotes

New funny personal experience quotes 👇

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

All funny personal experience quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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