Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Commentary:
"Surprise! I'm the secret level boss of crazy you never knew you needed to defeat! 🤪🎮 Who knew there were extra levels of craziness waiting to be unlocked! 🤯🔓 Get ready for some unexpected plot twists in this game of life! 🎭🕹️"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Commentary:
"Who needs looks when you've got killer comedic timing! 💁‍♂️😂 Embracing that funny bone with style!"
6 months ago
Share →: When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're aiming for that 'I will conquer the world' vibe with your killer look, huh? 💼🔪 No wonder you give off such 'sharp' and 'cutting-edge' energy! Just make sure to channel that ambition into more socially acceptable activities, please. 😅 #AmbitiousYetApproachable"
6 months ago
Share →: I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Commentary:
"Who needs approval from everyone when you already have impeccable taste 😏👌 Don't worry, being an acquired taste is just your way of keeping things interesting 😉🌟"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Commentary:
"Who needs an invisibility cloak when you've got awesomeness to conceal? 😎💫 Don't worry, I'm just sparing you from being blinded by my shine! ✨ #HumbleBrag"
6 months ago
Share →: My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Commentary:
"Looks like your immune system is all about spreading love, not germs! 💕🥊 Who knew it had such a romantic side? 😄 #ImmuneSystemGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare silver lining of dealing with egotists – their self-centeredness serves as a shield against all the gossip and drama! 😂🙌 It's like having a VIP pass to a one-person show, starring themselves. 🌟 #EgoOnPoint"
6 months ago
Share →: Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Commentary:
Well, move over Spotify! 🎵🔥 Looks like the real chart-topper has arrived and it's not available for streaming! 😂💁‍♂️ Who needs a playlist when you're the ultimate hit single? 🌟 #TrendingOnMyOwnTerms
6 months ago
Share →: I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Commentary:
☕️ "I consume so much coffee, my mere presence is like a caffeine overload! Sorry for the jitters, folks – blame it on the beans!" 😄 #CoffeeFiend #CaffeineCraze
6 months ago
Share →: If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, who knew water could be so smooth with the pick-up lines! 🌊💦 Looks like this person is making a splash with their flirting game – who could resist someone with such a refreshing sense of humor? 😉 #DiveIntoLove