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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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Fries, not lies.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Just shared via Threads:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Making waves on X:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Just landed via TikTok:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Just shared via Discord:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Just landed via Threads:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Trending via TikTok:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Seen just now on Instagram:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Going viral on YouTube:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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