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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Spotted on Slack:

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Spotted on Discord:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Making waves on WeChat:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Trending via WeChat:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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