175 Funny pun quotes

• To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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• The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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• Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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• Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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  Hawkingbird, humor, kill, pun, Tuah, wordplay

• Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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• I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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• I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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• The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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  beaver, Eager, humor, productive, productivity, pun, specy, wordplay

• I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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