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Feeling like a forgotten tab left open in the browser of life! 😂🖥️📄
Tag Archives: 228 Funny question quotes
Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.
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Ah, yes, my weekend getaway to Tablandia was riveting! My browser had an all-access pass. 🏖️💻
Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?
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When the Earth turns out to be a skatepark for cats, I'm ready! 🛹🐱🌍
Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.
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When you treat a doctor visit like a surprise guest on a game show 🤔🚪👨⚕️ "Come on in, let's see what's behind door number one!" 🎉😂
Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”
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Listening skills so strong I already know where the interviewer sees me in 5 years! 👂😂🔮
Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?
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In bed inception: going to bed while in bed 😴🤣🛌
Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.
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Clearly, the key to a perfect relationship is knowing his heart belongs to the T. rex. 🦖❤️ Or is it time to find out if he’s a secret Triceratops fan? 🤔😂
“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?
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Seeing people where there aren't any? I must be dating a magician! 🧙♂️😂👀
People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”
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Why ski when you can barely afford to slide into the weekend? ⛷️😅🛷
When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’
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Can you repeat that? I think my hearing aid called you 📞🤔😂🔊