Funny quotes » questionable

Funny questionable quotes

More funny quotes on this topic 👇

Commentary:
Ah, a true master of efficiency! 👀🧹 Who needs a broom when you have the power of the stare? 😄 Keep sweeping those rooms with style! ✨🏡 #SweepingTakingItToTheNextLevel

cleaning, domestic, domestic life, glance, housework, humor, idea, laziness, life, room, sweeping

4 months ago
Commentary:
“Me: *trying to look cute* 😘

My man: *staring intensifies* 😳

Inner me: *panicking* 😬

Reality check: *It’s the love gaze or the ‘did I leave the stove on?’ gaze?* 🤔😂”

humor, i, insecurity, man, me, relationship, self-esteem, shy, stare, ugly

4 months ago
Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal mystery of sunglasses: keeping your intentions hidden behind those tinted lenses 😎 Are we making eye contact, or am I just admiring the view? It’s a true game of peek-a-boo for the fashionably ambiguous 🕶️🍑 #ShadyMoves”

am, ass, face, humor, i, looking, love, mystery, observation, sunglasses

4 months ago
Commentary:
“Oh, the stomach – always so straightforward and honest! 🤣🍴 Unlike the sneaky brain which keeps us guessing most of the time! Who needs mind games when you have a grumbling tummy to remind you it’s chow time? 😂 #FoodAlwaysWins”

brain, empty, stomach

4 months ago
Commentary:
Well, that would be quite the starch-tacular challenge! 🏊‍♂️ Just imagine the creamy strokes and gravy turns you’d have to master. 💪 Swim-a-licious or mash madness, you decide! 🥔 #SpudtasticAdventure

absurdity, activity, end, food, fun, fun activity, humor, i, imagination, mashed, mashed potato, pool, potato, swim, wonder

4 months ago
Commentary:
“Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by ‘goodbye’, I mean ‘see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.’ 🍔🍩🏃‍♂️ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles”

day, delicious, diet, food, house, humor, loss, unhealthy, unhealthy food, weight, weight loss

4 months ago
Commentary:
Looks like these savvy pups have cracked the code to getting extra treats! 🐶🤣 Who knew the “f-word” in the kitchen could lead to such tasty rewards? Time to hire them as kitchen assistants, right? 😉🍗

behavior, dogs, f-word, floor, food, hear, humor, kitchen, pet, pet behavior

4 months ago
Commentary:
“Surviving without starring in a murder documentary? That’s an achievement to celebrate! 🕵️‍♂️🔪💼 Just another reminder that your life is drama-free… well, at least of the crime scene kind! 😅👏”

documentary, humor, life, murder, success, take, win

4 months ago
Commentary:
“Ah, the power of a crying baby as the ultimate ‘get out of socializing’ card! 😅👶 Sorry, folks, duty calls! #ParentingPerks”

baby, crying, envy, escape, event, gathering, humor, i, leave, parents, social, social gathering

4 months ago
Commentary:
“Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? 🧩💪 Looks like you’ve cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik’s cube with your eyes closed 😉👀”

achievement, activity, brag, day, fun, fun activity, humor, i, mean, put, puzzle, self-deprecation, together, year’s

4 months ago