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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Work for a living? In this economy?

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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Just shared via Discord:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Trending via X:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Going viral on X:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Freshly posted on X:

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

Reported on YouTube:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Live now on Messenger:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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Share →: I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Commentary:
"When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
3 months ago
Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Commentary:
🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"
6 months ago
Share →: It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Commentary:
"Imagine trying to rap battle with someone, only to have them drop a Shakespeare-level sonnet about your shortcomings 🎤🧐 Talk about a lyrical ambush! #RhymeAndShade"
6 months ago
Share →: My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Commentary:
"If stress was a talent, I'd be dropping hits all day long as '2 Stressd' 🎤😅 Just wait until my next album 'Anxious Anthems' hits the charts! 🎶💥 #RapperLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Commentary:
Isn't it a rap paradox that we've never heard of a regular-sized rapper? It seems like they're either hitting the gym with Biggie or shrinking with Lil Wayne! 🎤💪🤏 #RapNameSizeMatters

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Freshly posted on X:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Going viral on X:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Trending via Twitch:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Live now on Threads:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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