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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Just landed via Reddit:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Live now on TikTok:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Just shared via Facebook:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Going bananas on Discord:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Going viral on Threads:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Going viral on WeChat:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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99 shares on Pinterest this month:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

36 shares on X this month:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

94 shares on TikTok this month:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

92 shares on Threads this month:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Just landed via Instagram:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Just shared via Instagram:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Making waves on Messenger:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Going viral on Threads:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Live now on Slack:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Making waves on Messenger:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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