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Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Shared recently on Facebook:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Going viral on WeChat:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Live now on Instagram:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Just landed via Discord:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Live now on Discord:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Making waves on Twitch:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Seen just now on WeChat:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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16 shares on Reddit this month:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

100 shares on Reddit this month:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

We decided to have money instead of children.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

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15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Just landed via Instagram:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Just shared via WeChat:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Live now on Discord:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Just landed via Facebook:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Going viral on YouTube:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Just shared via YouTube:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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