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Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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Making waves on Reddit:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Breaking via Slack:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Spotted on Twitch:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Spotted on Telegram:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Spotted on Reddit:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

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Funny reputation quotes 😂 are the perfect way to poke fun at how people see us—sometimes a little truth, a lot of laughs! Whether you’re dealing with wild rumors or just want to lighten the mood about your image, these witty lines will have you chuckling and rethinking what really matters. Ready to laugh at the quirks of reputation? Let’s dive in and enjoy some clever humor! 🎉😄✨

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Social Media Stars ⭐

58 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

19 shares on Slack this month:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

It was me, I let the dogs out.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Going viral on Slack:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Making waves on Discord:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Just shared via Facebook:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Spotted on Messenger:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Freshly posted on X:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Making waves on Twitch:

When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

Going bananas on WeChat:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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