Funny Resolutions quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

  Commentary:
  Cheers to another year of perfecting the art of repeating history with an impressive level of enthusiasm! 🥂🎉 May our mistakes be legendary and our optimism unwavering as we embark on this thrilling journey of trial and error! 😄 #NewYearSameMistakes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the perfect balance of productivity and procrastination 🎉😅 Here's to a year of hopeful intentions and inevitable distractions! #NewYearSameMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

  Commentary:
  "Excited to dive headfirst into a fresh year of questionable decisions like a boss! 🎉🤪 Who needs a coherent life plan when you have spontaneity as your sidekick? Let's make 2022 a year to remember (or forget)! 🤣🎆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

  Commentary:
  🎉🥳 "I'm done with making resolutions! It's about time the years step up their game and start being better, don't you think? 😆 Let's see some improvement, 2022! #NewYearSameMe" 🙌

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs resolutions and commandments when you've got charm and wit? 😏 It's all about living on the edge and breaking the rules with style! 😜🔥 #RebelWithACause"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone prefers bending the laws of nature over following their resolutions 😉🌿🔮 Embrace that wild and unstoppable energy! 🌀💫 #RuleBreaker

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