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Funny Resolutions quotes

Funny Resolutions quotes bring a hilarious twist to your New Year goals 🎉😂 Whether you’re dodging the gym or promising to eat more pizza 🍕, these witty sayings remind us that resolutions don’t have to be serious all the time. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe procrastinate a little more—with style! 😎✨ #NewYearNewLaughs

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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