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Funny Resolutions quotes

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I'm not making any resolutions. I think it's time for the years to be better, not me.

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025