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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Spotted on Threads:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Seen just now on Slack:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

Just landed via Telegram:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Trending via Discord:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Breaking via Facebook:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Trending via Pinterest:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Live now on WeChat:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Seen just now on X:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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