Funny safely quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the hiring process at your workplace is all about talent and not just about having a great personality 🌟. No room for "personality hires" here! 🚫😂 #SkillsOverSmiles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let me just put on my pilot's hat and make sure we reach our destination in one piece! 🧳✈️ #FlightAttendantGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if no injuries, at least come back with a dramatic story about fighting off a pack of wild squirrels on your way home 🐿️🤣 Safety first, but entertainment value a close second, right?"

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