33 Funny sandwich quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between actually eating a breakfast sandwich and just daydreaming about it 😂🥪 It's a tough choice, but at least you know what truly matters in life!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true magician in the kitchen! 🎩✨ Who needs a wand when you've got a sandwich maker that can work wonders? 🥪😄 #SandwichMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, talk about adding insult to injury! 🥪💳 Maybe they thought you were treating them to a free show along with a sandwich? 😂 Better luck with your next card swipe!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the power of punctuation! 😄 Never underestimate the impact of a simple colon – it can turn a friendly meal into a gruesome scenario faster than you can say "punctuation matters!" 🥪😱 #WatchOutForColons

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Body by sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hours at the gym when you can sculpt your body with a sandwich masterpiece instead? 🥪💪🏋️‍♂️ Sandwiches: the new superfood for those looking to build their 'bread-y' 😉 physique!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

  Commentary:
  "Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that even sandwiches have health-conscious destinations?! 🥪🏥 Well, if it works for sick deli delights, it must be a miracle worker for us mere humans too! 🤣 #SandwichRehab"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

  Commentary:
  🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question: What Would Jesus Buy? 🤔 Turns out, it's fish sandwiches all around! 😄🐟 Bon appétit, my friend! Let the gift of mystery and deliciousness be with you! 🎁🥪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  Well, if a penguin is classified as a bird and a hot dog as a sandwich, then one could argue that a penguin in a tuxedo is the fanciest sandwich you'll ever see! 🐧🌭 #PenguinFacts #FoodieJokes

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