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5 months ago
Share →: In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Commentary:
"Well, in my opinion, burning a grilled cheese is a crime punishable by life imprisonment! 🧀🔥😂 #JusticeForGrilledCheese"
6 months ago
Share →: I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs lunch when you have a sandwich-stealing eagle on standby? 🦅🥪 Just remember to tip your feathered companion with some extra birdseed! 😉 #BirdsOfSandwichSnatching"
6 months ago
Share →: My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between actually eating a breakfast sandwich and just daydreaming about it 😂🥪 It's a tough choice, but at least you know what truly matters in life!"
6 months ago
Share →: She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Commentary:
"Ah, the true magician in the kitchen! 🎩✨ Who needs a wand when you've got a sandwich maker that can work wonders? 🥪😄 #SandwichMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Commentary:
"Oh no, talk about adding insult to injury! 🥪💳 Maybe they thought you were treating them to a free show along with a sandwich? 😂 Better luck with your next card swipe!"
6 months ago
Share →: A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Commentary:
Oh, the power of punctuation! 😄 Never underestimate the impact of a simple colon – it can turn a friendly meal into a gruesome scenario faster than you can say "punctuation matters!" 🥪😱 #WatchOutForColons
6 months ago
Share →: Body by sandwich.

Commentary:
"Who needs hours at the gym when you can sculpt your body with a sandwich masterpiece instead? 🥪💪🏋️‍♂️ Sandwiches: the new superfood for those looking to build their 'bread-y' 😉 physique!"
6 months ago
Share →: Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Commentary:
"Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"
6 months ago
Share →: As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Commentary:
"Who knew that even sandwiches have health-conscious destinations?! 🥪🏥 Well, if it works for sick deli delights, it must be a miracle worker for us mere humans too! 🤣 #SandwichRehab"
6 months ago
Share →: Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Commentary:
🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂