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Me in therapy: "Guess what, I adulted today!" 😂💪 #AchievementUnlocked 🏆✨
134 Funny saying quotes
I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.
Commentary:
Someone's been chewing on idioms instead of their veggies! 😂🌿🥦
My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”
Commentary:
"Oops, looks like you're trying to connect to a forgotten network! 📵🚫 #NoSignalInThePast"
I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.
Commentary:
"That's a mood—I too am in my 'vintage' phase, expertly avoiding sunlight! 🍷🕶️🌞"
Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.
Commentary:
"Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"
I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.
Commentary:
Streets be spillin' the tea I just brewed ☕️🤫😂
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”
Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"
Money talks, and also waves goodbye.
Commentary:
"When money waves goodbye, it's like my wallet performing a magic disappearing act! 🎩💸😂"
I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.
Commentary:
"Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. 😂🪑📚"