Commentary:
"Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"
139 Funny saying quotes
I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.
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Streets be spillin' the tea I just brewed ☕️🤫😂
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”
Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"
Money talks, and also waves goodbye.
Commentary:
"When money waves goodbye, it's like my wallet performing a magic disappearing act! 🎩💸😂"
I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.
Commentary:
"Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. 😂🪑📚"
Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.
Commentary:
"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"
Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.
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Haha, true! Parents thinking they know everything—like a GPS that reroutes every 5 minutes! 😂🚸🗺️
Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.
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Oh no, classic strategy! When in doubt, just double down on the weirdness! 🤪 It's like trying to put out a fire by throwing more fire on it 🔥🔥 Who knew being awkward could be so much fun? 😅 #awkwardturtle
I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.
Commentary:
"Why would I lie? 🤥 Oh wait, I lie all the time! 😂 It's the perfect alibi – just add a sprinkle of sarcasm and a dash of mischief! 🔥 #WittyFibber"
Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.
Commentary:
"Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 🛍️❤️ 'This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees' 😂💸 #ShoppingStruggles"