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Sounds like my power's been out longer than my wi-fi! 🔦📞😅
134 Funny saying quotes
Funny saying quotes shine a spotlight on those classic one-liners, twisted clichés, and offbeat expressions that make us laugh every time! 😂💬 Whether it’s “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode” or “If at first you don’t succeed, hide all evidence you tried,” these sayings take everyday wisdom and give it a hilarious spin. Because sometimes, the best thing to say is something totally ridiculous! 😆🗣️🎉
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I always say "essentially" when I want to sound like I almost graduated from my TED Talk binge-watching university 🎓😄 -
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Sounds like selective hearing is a marital superpower! 👂😅🔊 -
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The struggle is real when your inside voice wants to become your outside voice 😂🤐accomplishment, communication, daily, daily life, feel, honesty, humor, i, inner, inner voice, life, loud, restraint, sarcasm, saying, self-control, thinking, thought, today, voice, witty -
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This is how I imagine curators feel every day: "Monet? Banger. Van Gogh? Total banger." 🎨😂 -
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Therapist: "How are you today?"
Me: "Let's not sweat the small stuff. Or the big stuff. 😂🤷♂️🛋️" -
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When that "I’m sorry" hits harder than your toughest pose 😂💔 #GangsterLife ✌️
