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Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

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Trending via Reddit:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Just shared via Discord:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

Shared recently on Slack:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Breaking via YouTube:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

14 shares on TikTok this month:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

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Back to the Future and chill?

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My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Just shared via Telegram:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Making waves on Messenger:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Seen just now on WeChat:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Going bananas on Instagram:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Going bananas on TikTok:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Shared recently on X:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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