Funny self sabotage quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

  Commentary:
  "Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me. 🤦‍♂️💻 #SelfSabotageSecurity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the devil decided to outsource his evil schemes to your own brain – talk about cutting out the middleman! 🧠😈 Don't worry, even Hell wouldn't want to deal with that level of sass and wit for long! 🔥😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the noble pursuit of ensuring your future in politics remains at a safe distance! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs power and responsibility anyway when you can just focus on making questionable life choices instead? 🤪⚡️ #AntiCampaignPromise"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing Hinder: where swiping left on potential matches is just the beginning of your love life obstacles! 🙅‍♂️ Stay tuned for dates canceled last minute, mixed signals galore, and emotional rollercoasters! 🎢 Who needs a smooth sailing romance anyway, am I right? 😉 #SelfSabotageGoals"

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