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When your gut's all "I told you so!" and your brain just rolls its eyes with a pretzel in hand 🤦♂️🥨🤣
180 Funny self quotes
The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.
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"When you're the Picasso of chaotic life moments! 🎨🙃 #MasterpieceOfMayhem"
Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.
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Shaking it like nobody's watching: the ultimate life hack! 💃🕺🪩
Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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Having a permanent dance party with my existential dread! 💃🤯😊
I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.
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When you wake up smelling like a spa and your pillow's living its best life 🍬💤✨
I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.
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When you realize adulting is not a 9 to 5 but more like a 25 to 35! 🕰️😅 #RebootTheTwenties
College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.
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"College life: mastering the art of 'self-taught with a side of tuition fees' 💸🎓📚"
You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.
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Believing in myself so hard that my mirror starts calling me "Your Majesty" 👑😂
In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.
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Living that billionaire daydream life, one imaginary mansion at a time! 🏰💸💭
One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.
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I'm considering forming a union with my brain voices, but negotiations are proving difficult! 😂🧠✌️