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I'm starting to think my sleep schedule is trying to time travel without me! ⏰🚀😴
458 Funny sleep quotes
Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).
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Trying to sneak past insomnia like a ninja in pajamas 😴🕶️🌜
My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.
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Relatable level: expert procrastinator unlocking next-level exhaustion 🤦♂️😴🎮
My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.
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Finally, some peace and quiet! 🌙😴 #SilentVictory
“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.
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Sunday mornings are a breeze… until the mini humans launch their chaotic surprise party! 🎉👶🎈
I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.
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Working 24/7, even in my dreams! Can I get paid in sleep next time? 😴💼✨
There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.
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Napping: the only sport where everyone's goal is to go "unconscious," but sometimes your brain throws the game! 💤😴🤔
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.
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Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃♂️
At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?
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When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! 🍺🌙😴
The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?
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Sounds like you need earplugs, or maybe your own snoring symphony 🎶🐶😴