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I'll be sure to let my boss know I'm taking a "horror-day" off next time I dream of juggling chainsaws! 😴😱🪚
458 Funny sleep quotes
Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?
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When your bed gives you a day pass and you're suddenly the king/queen of the world! 🛌👑🎉
I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.
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I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" 😂😴🌞
“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”
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When you need a pillow manual just to get a good night's sleep 😂🛏️🔄
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.
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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤
Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.
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Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! 🛋️🍳🏰
iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.
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When your iPhone's spidey senses say, "Nah, better wait for Mercury to be out of retrograde first." 📱🔮🌌
My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”
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When your brain turns into a chatty insomniac and refuses to respect office hours 😂🧠🌙
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.
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Relatable on so many levels! 😂 Work-life balance: 0, Work-work balance: 100! 🏃♂️💼🛌
Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.
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Why does my bed have to play hard to get right when I have to get up? It knows I have commitment issues! 😴🛌😂