Commentary:
Absolutely, it's like having a solo karaoke night where the only song is "Silence is Golden" 😂🤐🎤
61 Funny social anxiety quotes
I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.
Commentary:
"Keeping my words in quarantine 😂🙊"
Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.
Commentary:
Trying my best to win the hide-and-seek championship while pushing a shopping cart! 🏃♂️🛒😂
I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.
Commentary:
"Ew squared 😂☔️🚶♂️"
Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.
Commentary:
"Being an introvert is like being a secret agent—nobody knows, and we're too shy to tell them! 🤫🕵️♂️ #IntrovertLife"
ROMO (relief of missing out)
Commentary:
"When you find out everyone else did yoga before mimosas at 8 AM 🧘🍹 and you're still in bed: #ROMO 😂🛌"
I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.
Commentary:
"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"
People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.
Commentary:
"Honestly, I'm convinced my morning voice is just my vocal cords practicing social distancing! 😂🗣️🤷♂️"
I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.
Commentary:
"Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"